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“Photo Friday Challenge #5 “Easter”" at I love This Scrap

garbunzl — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:36:15 +0000

One of my all-time favorites…

Does this count?

http://ilovethisscrap.blogspot.com/2008/03/photo-friday-challenge-5-easter.html

Fantasy Baseball

garbunzl — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:16:57 +0000

As the fantasy baseball season draws near, the battle for free agents has begun. Myself excluded, it has been somewhat of a heated battle among team managers. Take a look at Johnspach’s (notice the out of place “h” Jonspach?…payback! ) post here.

Getting the Matt Groening Treatment

garbunzl — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:05:48 +0000

Here’s a picture of the “Simpsonized” version of my family:

Jenn and I had a lot of fun with this and apparently it’s all the rage as a guy at my work also did everyone in my department.

Click this link for some “Simpsonizing” magic:

http://simpsonizeme.com/#

Too cool not to link to

garbunzl — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:55:22 +0000

Guest commentator Mr. T has returned to Jonspach.com to dispense more knowledge to us “suckas” on various theological topics. Entertaining as always. To see his previous posts on T.U.L.I.P, check out the new “T.heology” category on the left!

http://jonspach.com/?p=159

garbunzl — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:45:29 +0000

It’s important to know what super-villian you are. My friend Jonspach posted a link to a survey for this very purpose

Your results:
You are Venom

Venom		52%
Mr. Freeze		47%
Magneto		46%
The Joker		46%
Apocalypse		44%
Lex Luthor		44%
Mystique		41%
Dr. Doom		41%
Juggernaut		37%
Dark Phoenix		35%
Kingpin		34%
Green Goblin		33%
Riddler		33%
Catwoman		29%
Poison Ivy		24%
Two-Face		17%

Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Holiday Eating Tips

garbunzl — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:17:33 +0000

A co-worker sent this out the other day and I think it is an excellent guideline on eating this holiday season!!

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.